Quotes of the day from Mr D.
While standing in the chip aisle at Walmart,
amid every single person in the county
that came to shop on a hot July 2,
this mom was rather flustered.
I was looking over my list when I felt a small hand rubbing my stomach and heard
“Oh my goodness Mom! I think we’re gonna have another baby soon!”
My mouth flew open and I was like,
“What in the world made you say that?”
“Oh I don’t know, it just sure looks like it!”
And that my friends, is a mother’s call to weight loss,
not a pregnancy announcement.
“Mom, you know how I always want a kids meal and toy at Old McDonalds?”
“Well, you should just get me one then I could stop yelling for it every time!”
Oh really? And you think that will work?
He loves to sing.
We sing all the time we drive.
The other day I heard an usual version of Veggie Tales.
“Celery, Broccoli, um um greens….. gummy bears!”
And so goes life around here.